Tag: Demetri Martin

Latest Blog Post: I Still Use Del.icio.us http://goo.gl/fb/tLs1Q #

Unlike other 'Robin Hoods' I can speak with an English accent. #NameThatMovie #

TRON was great. Lived up to the hype. Possible sequel? #TRON Now to bed, to bed. #

It is Friday. Time for a happy dance. #

Ask Murphy? RT: @RizzoTees: @lisackeller @ArcoJedi Why must great companies like @Yahoo continue to make missteps as they fight The Google™? #

Agreed. What are they thinking? RT: @lisackeller: Oh I am so mad about this whole #delicious thing! #

The Escapist : Experienced Points: Bargains Are for Cheaters http://icio.us/355qis #

Kids Korner: Mars Email Hoax http://goo.gl/fb/HYafF #

A matter of degrees: a debate over higher education | Need to Know | PBS http://icio.us/3wcbje #

"Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back" as a silent film :: You know it to be true(ly funny). http://t.co/eBCCPuO via @youtube #starwars #

Dumb Cat Can't Figure Out How To Drink from a faucet: Video http://su.pr/8gIBfB Meh, whatever works. #

Quote by Demetri Martin: [showing a line graph] This is very autobiographical. This is the cuteness of a girl… http://goo.gl/fb/YO9E5 #

Was just beboppin' to the Hannah Montana theme bcuz I've heard it way too many times in this house. I'm not ashamed! #DoNotJudgeMe hahahahah #

My Comedy Awards: Tom Smith – Tech Support for Dad http://goo.gl/fb/2GEXR #

Need some construction paper for scrapbooking or back-to-school? This is the best quality stuff. http://icio.us/dizigi #

Hmmm, tasty tasty hard drive. Use at least 1 TB and season to your preference. Serves your entire family. http://icio.us/rwnmhr #

There is only 4gb left on this computer. It started with 250gb. Ugh. Must get larger hard drive to replace it or dump a whole lotta stuff. #

Just a warning, if you decide to let your 8-month-old use your computer, they can be pretty violent with the keyboard. BANG BANG BANG BANG! #

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In the style of @wilw { ME: What will happen if I let my 8-month-old son type on the computer? HIM: ,? L055,2350000000000000 .2 .0 4789+ } #

The Wii Fit says BMI is 40.67 (-0.04) Weight is 253.x (-0.2) #WiiFitAge is 27 (-7). Small moves… #PublicHumiliationDiet #

Quote by Francis Bacon: He that will not apply new remedies, must expect new evils: for Time is the greatest… http://goo.gl/fb/2bTIO #

I like this game, but the most difficult parts are timing the long jumps. 2,188,459 points. http://solipskier.com #

Quote by Thomas La Mance: Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans. http://goo.gl/fb/5ydvI #

There was no Twitter #WhenIWasLittle There was no Internet #WhenIWasLittle There was no 24-hour news #WhenIWasLittle #

I don't know anything about Keith Olbermann. But I agree w/ this: There Is No 'Ground Zero Mosque' http://t.co/v1Gj052 via @youtube #

Another of my goals for #WeightLoss and #PublicHumiliationDiet is to be able to wear my wedding ring again. #

Slipped a bit. BMI: 40.71 (40.14). Weight: 253.x (+3.5). #WiiFitAge 38 (+4). No excuses, just more exercise. #PublicHumiliationDiet #

Hooray for Verizon Billing, they just got schooled in math! http://icio.us/kvqa2d #

Hooray for Verizon Billing! They just got schooled in math! [mp3] http://icio.us/kvqa2d #

Character matters. Don't do business with people you can't trust. This advice will never change, no matter what … http://bit.ly/apHW6u #

If I knew WHY the stupid thing doesn't work, it would mean that I'd already fixed it. I'll let u know after it's fixed. #ThingsISay #tech #

My Friends: Derek Brink – New Year's Eve http://goo.gl/fb/i9O2S #writers #blogs #music #friends #derekbrink #

My Comedy Awards: The Preacher's Son…a valuable lesson to learn http://goo.gl/fb/6wmq4 #

Apparently, you think, therefore you ski. SOLIPSKIER, the game. http://icio.us/piwvax #

Hey teachers, get the power of @Aviary in your classroom in a private, secure environment. #aviary #art #music http://icio.us/v2mlkr #

My Comedy Awards: Married To The Sea – ARCHIVE: Aug 2010 http://goo.gl/fb/Bw2fv #

According to #WiiFit BMI is 40.14, weight is 249.8 (-4.4, wow), Wii Fit Age is 23 (-11). #PublicHumiliationDiet #

Only a few of these surprised me, but good read: 19 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Star Wars http://icio.us/spawo4 #

I have a new appreciation for Lando Calrissian! http://youtu.be/NATeU-r0GDU #starwars #BlackstarWarrior #

Quote by John Lennon: You're all geniuses and you're all beautiful. You don't need anyone to tell you who you are… http://goo.gl/fb/bXRW2 #

Quote by Eleanor Roosevelt: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. http://goo.gl/fb/rTx2y #

STRAWBERRIES! Who doesn't love strawberries? [pic] http://icio.us/zpzvca #

Bill Gates: In Five Years The Best Education Will Come From The Web [TechCrunch.com] http://icio.us/szxhh2 #

How can I communicate to my kids that it used to be really uncool to be a nerd / geek? ??? CONFORM OR BE CAST OUT! ??? #

How can I communicate to my kids that it used to be really uncool to be a nerd / geek? "YOU LIKE SCIENCE?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!" #

How can I communicate to my kids that it used to be really uncool to be a nerd / geek? I mean, social pariah; "U HAVE A COMPUTER? EHWWW!" #

#WiiFit says BMI 40.85. Weight 254lbs (+1.5) #WiiFitAge 31 (-3) #PublicHumiliationDiet – Workout 34min. Milestone 10 Hours Tot. (since Dec.) #

More bad news from Google. Google Wave go bye-bye. It was … neat … while it lasted. http://icio.us/q3wiea #

What happened to "Do No Evil"? Bad Google! No treat for you! :: Google and Verizon Near Deal on Pay Tiers for Web http://icio.us/zk4pei #

Music: Pink Floyd, Music Lessons, Guitar & Banjo Lessons – All on Netflix: Just a quick note for those with a… http://goo.gl/fb/WC3UA #

My long term goal for #PublicHumiliationDiet is something less than 200lbs. The #WiiFit suggest a crazy BMI that puts my weight at 136? WTH? #

#PublicHumiliationDiet Seems to be working? BMI: 40.6 (-.25) / Weight: 252.5lbs (-1.5) / #WiiFitAge 34 (0). Slow and steady… #

My Comedy Awards: Customer Service Comic at PartiallyClips http://goo.gl/fb/RY6zV #

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